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    Sunday, May 11, 2008

    Coming to a DVD Near You



    Not sure if we'll be offered this video or not, but a Brazilian porn company has hired a R9 look-a-like, and one of O Fenomeno's real life ex-girlfriends, to star in a new movie called "Vivi Ronaldinha, My First Time". Vivi Brunieri was R9's main squeeze back in his first season at Real Madrid, and assures the Brazilian press that while Ronnie may promote the Mercurial Vapor range for Nike, he's everything but speedy in the sack saying he usually scores about 5 times per "match".

    In other important porno futbol news, the Spanish press is also claiming that Chelsea players celebrated their passage to the CL final by partying with pornstar Jenna Jameson in London.

    2 comments:

    Binks said...

    One must wonder if there's a hidden track on the DVD with the trannies.

    I know, but if I didn't say it someone else would, well maybe not on this blog, but someone else would say it!

    :D

    mannyescu said...

    A funny thing seems to happen in youth soccer. At some point we forget about basic development and start focusing on being competitive.Unfortunately soccer dvds this often happens too early and the results are irreversible and often permanent.

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