Knowing the score

It's always the same when your watching the match at home, that's why so many of us go to the pub to watch the games. Try watching a 'tape delayed' game at home, come on lads - you know what I'm on about, THEY know the score and tell you with a smile, "Don't worry I won't tell you what happens" and then proceed to let you know through their body language and questions - how many sugars do you want in your tea ? (are you sure you don't want THREE)... anything to wind you up and ring the bells in your fragile paranoid world when it comes to knowing the score.

This Andy Capp cartoon is over 50 years old, proving that the more things change the more they stay the same ..... you just know that Flo knows the score.